what i don’t like

i don’t like perforated cardboard that is supposed to help one open a box, but in actuality, only facilitates the ripping of said box to shreds.

i don’t like chewing tobacco.

i don’t like the smell of sausage cooking.

i don’t like job interviews.

i don’t like windshield wipers.

i don’t like bread pudding.

i don’t like unanswered emails.

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