i say this with all the authority of one nerd calling another nerd out – this is fully covered under the “takes one to know one” clause.
i am not insulting the lovely earth on which we make our home or the seasons that the earth swirls around in.
all i’m saying is, last week there were giant, fat, glistening, wormy-smelling worms everywhere.
this week there are just randomly scattered french fried onions all over the sidewalks.
i don’t know which is worse to step on.
the crunch tonight was pretty unnerving.