i'm waiting for an email.
every once in awhile i check my spam folder, just to make sure it's not hiding in there with emails from "russian dating agencies" and "show her your carrot/cucumber" and "work job opportunities" in my area.
but i'm reminded that i should respond to mr. vashi vandelazoozahara. or was it MR. GORDON MUNATABU. i can't remember.
attention sir: this urgent reminder regarding the 3,000,000,000,000,000 dollars i have been holding for you since your grandfather's province was overthrow in the resolution. please respond as immediately as is convenient for you this day. thank you and good riddance with many much respects.