so, i always write minimal information in those “about me” things on facebook and such. how do i sum myself up? i was thinking about updating my “about me” section today, but i realized that what i had to say took up a bit too much room. 😉
i am ridiculous. i am serious. i am ridiculously serious at times; i am seriously ridiculous at others. i love romantic comedies, capers, gang movies, and independent and action films. i have smoked cigarettes, and i have liked it. i love jesus. i can make a new friend in approximately 2.3 seconds. i like working in retail. i am fascinated by stars, the ocean, and weather. i hate being cold but i love new york state with all my heart. i am fiercely loyal – maybe to a fault. i love to laugh so much. i play favorites, and i’m proud of it. if you offer me wine, i probably won’t say no. i think my family is cooler than yours, but i will never say so (except that i just did). i contradict myself a lot, but i want to be more steady. i am moody. i recently watched a movie where a character said, “each woman is a universe” and i think it’s true. i like dirty jokes and cuss words. i dream in other languages. when i go to bookstores, i move the books around to make room for my (yet to be published – or written) book. i like to listen to my music way too loud. i fall in love a lot, but i’ve never told anyone. i have been single for my entire life. i have a lot of best friends, and i mean it. i love talking on the telephone. jeans and t-shirts are my favorites. i like making out with boys. i chew my nails when i am thinking. i like to burp really loud. i may be addicted to diet coke and coffee. i love to drive. i’m kinda crafty. i’m in love with john cusack. i can make a mean muffin. and maybe the best meal you’ve ever eaten, especially if i have a crush on you. i love rock’n’roll. i would love to meet an alien. i truly loathe mucus in all forms. i like all-natural, locally made soap with oatmeal in it. i want to watch a documentary on how matchbooks are made. i love animals. i also love eating meat. i wear glasses. i like silver things. i have a plant that has been trying to die since 1999 but i can’t let it go. i love to read, even shampoo bottles. i like bricks. i’m insanely proud of the sliver of me that is italian. i have a postcard collection. i still want to learn how to play the guitar. if i ever knew you, i still think about you. i love parker posey. i have an entire armoire full of health and beauty products. i read the dictionary for fun. i like big earrings and hairspray. if it’s pink, i want it. if you’re smarter than me, it drives me crazy. i like to play scratch-off lottery tickets. i want to be famous.