Last night I dreamed that Chevy Chase was my boyfriend.
Let me be exact – I dreamed that Irwin “Fletch” Fletcher was my boyfriend.
The whole night, everything he said to me was a line from Fletch.
Thankfully, at no point in the dream did he look like Ed Harley.
I guess Chevy was kind of attractive…
considering he was 42 when I was in the 3rd grade.